Man and wife

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   A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. 

The wife asks, "Do you know her?" 

Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex- girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." 

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kingpin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Man and wife Posted: 14 December 2006 at 13:42
	A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex- girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.