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Man and wife

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Topic: Man and wife

Posted By: Kingpin
Subject: Man and wife
Date Posted: 14 December 2006 at 13:42

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex- girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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