The Kiss

Message Topic Search Topic Options Post Reply Create New Topic Printable Version Translate Topic

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks."I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does.  After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting.
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Author	Message Topic Search Topic Options Post Reply Create New Topic Printable Version Translate Topic
BigAl4604 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .375 Holland & Holland Magnum Joined: 22 January 2009 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 572	Post Options Post Reply Quote BigAl4604 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: The Kiss Posted: 10 May 2011 at 07:12
	A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks."I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?" So, she does. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
	"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -Benjamin Franklin, 1759