Saddams Obit. hahaha

The official obituary distributed about Saddam was incomplete.  Here is the complete version:
 
He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:
Sooflay, a restauranteur; Guday, who lives in Australia; Huray, a sports fanatic; Sashay, who is gay; Kuntay and Kintay; twins living in Africa; Sayhay, a baseball player; Ojay, a stalker and murderer; Gulay, a singer and entertainer; Ebay, an internet entrepreneur; Biliray, a country music star; Ecksray, a radiologist; Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders; Raygay, who lives in Jamaica; and Tupay, who is bald. 
 
AND by seven daughters:

Lattay, a coffee shop owner; Bufay, a big eater; Dushay, owner of a feminine care products company; Phayray, an actress; Sapheway, a grocery store owner; Ollay, who lives in Mexico; and Gudlay, a prostitute.  
 
(There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but he has been disowned by the family