Blondes Fishing
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Topic: Blondes Fishing
Posted By: Tikkabuck
Subject: Blondes Fishing
Date Posted: 03 October 2015 at 09:11
Two blondes are in a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first woman.
"Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the game warden.
"But officer," replied the second girl, "we aren't fishing. All we have are magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The game warden lifted up the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," shrugged the game warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the game warden left.
As soon as he was out of sight, the women started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop! Doesn't he know that there are steelheads in this river?!"
------------- God,Mother,Country,and Hot Rods. Done with political crap.LOL
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Posted By: Wing master
Date Posted: 03 October 2015 at 12:13
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------------- I have always considered myself to be quite the bullshitter, But ocasionally it is nice to sit back and listen to a true professional......So, Carry on.
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Posted By: jsgbearpaws1
Date Posted: 10 October 2015 at 14:57
Can you give me directions? I could use a new fishing destination and perhaps they could help guide me and help me with my tackle?

------------- ...oh yeah! thats gonna hurt!
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