After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply for Social   Security. The woman behind the counter
asked me for my driver's license to  verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet
at home. I told the  woman that I was very sorry, but I
would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'That's OK, Just Unbutton your shirt.' I
opened the shirt  revealing the curly silver hair on my
chest.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
for me,' and she  processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
experience at the Social  Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants...you might
have gotten disability too.'