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The New Bike

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Topic: The New Bike

Posted By: Tikkabuck
Subject: The New Bike
Date Posted: 24 December 2006 at 04:26

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
> >girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
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> >"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
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> >"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
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> >The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
> >safety violation.
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> >The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
> >back of it."
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> >The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
> >there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
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> >"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
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> >The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
> >Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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