Topic Title: Why men prefer guns
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Topic: Topic Title: Why men prefer guns
Posted By: d4570
Subject: Topic Title: Why men prefer guns
Date Posted: 24 October 2006 at 11:00
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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you u se it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN -------------------- ------------------------- This was on a different forum from a bud of mine ------------- Remember: Four boxes keep us free ,the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, AND the cartridge box |
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Posted By: Tikkabuck
Date Posted: 25 October 2006 at 08:05
 ------------- God,Mother,Country,and Hot Rods. Done with political crap.LOL |
Posted By: Apollyon67
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 13:47
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I was telling these to the little woman and was doing fine till I got
to number 1. Now I got a knot on my head, but it was worth it. ------------- "Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Ben Franklin. |