Working people frequently ask retired people what they
 do to make their days interesting.   Well, for example, the othe day
 I went downtown and into a shop.  I was only there for about 5
 minutes and when I came out there was a cop  writing out  a  parking
 ticket. I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired
 person a break"? He ignored me and countinued writing the ticked.  I
 called him a "Nazi".  He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
 having worn tires.  So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo". He
 finished second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. 
Then he wrote a third ticket.  This went on for about 20 minutes. 
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't
 care.  I came downtown on the bus and the car that he was putting the
 tickets on had a bumper sticker that said  "Hillary in '08". I try to
 have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.  It's important to
 my health.