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The warning

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Topic: The warning

Posted By: Kingpin
Subject: The warning
Date Posted: 13 October 2006 at 10:55

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

The End is Near!Turn Yourself Around Now

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The priest turns to the pastor and asks,"Do you think the sign should just say: "Bridge Out?"

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There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.