Pheasant hunting with CB900f’S dog

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Topic: Pheasant hunting with CB900f’S dog
Posted: 02 November 2003 at 06:38

Yesterday was opening day for pheasants on walk-in areas. I started hunting at about 8:00 am. I had 2 birds by 9:00 am. I didnt shoot a third bird because I didnt want to quit hunting this early. So I took some pictures of the dogs on point etc. Iris, my old German shorthair did her usual excelent job. Heidi the pup was really surprising. While not having quite as good a nose found about 7 or 8 birds. and backed Iris like an old pro.

I sure hope CB has forgotten about our trade. But if he has allready used my dog for fish bait the deal is off.

Heidi on point.

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Posted: 02 November 2003 at 06:50

Wing;

I have not used the Peke for fish bait. I don't fish much. Neither have I used him for kicking practice; I don't play football much either.

However, good manners would dictate that you simply ship me the dog, instead of rubbing my nose in your good fortune. I would promptly return the Peke in your carrier with 10 lbs of dry dog food & Dave's very used Kwacker to boot.

Admittedly, it takes a man's man to force himself to herd a Kwacker with a dog carrier strapped on the back down to Wyoming in this weather, but I can do it. I can do it because my heart is filled with larcenous avarice to aquire a real dog by any means possible, fair or foul. Preferably foul, since times are tough & I'm forced to be a cheap SOB.

Which is why I somehow have to convince Dave that there's a good reason to put a full tank of gas in that thing now that the snow's flying. But it takes a dog to haul a dog, so I have no choice in my mode of transporation.

Did I mention that I'll shoot your birds, leave the toilet seat up, and eat you outta house & home while complaining about the food?

900F

Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!

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Posted: 03 November 2003 at 10:20

900f,

I was going to ship the dog to you but I lost your address. And now I have used all of my stamps. Damn.

When I get more stamps I will mail you a letter asking for your address.

But in the mean time if you want to come on down I would love to take you out bird hunting.

Wing master

I have always considered myself to be quite the bullshitter, But ocasionally it is nice to sit back and listen to a true professional......So, Carry on.

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Wing master Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator AKA StraightShooter Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 8029	Topic: Pheasant hunting with CB900f’S dog Posted: 02 November 2003 at 06:38
	Yesterday was opening day for pheasants on walk-in areas. I started hunting at about 8:00 am. I had 2 birds by 9:00 am. I didnt shoot a third bird because I didnt want to quit hunting this early. So I took some pictures of the dogs on point etc. Iris, my old German shorthair did her usual excelent job. Heidi the pup was really surprising. While not having quite as good a nose found about 7 or 8 birds. and backed Iris like an old pro. I sure hope CB has forgotten about our trade. But if he has allready used my dog for fish bait the deal is off. Heidi on point. Wing master
	I have always considered myself to be quite the bullshitter, But ocasionally it is nice to sit back and listen to a true professional......So, Carry on.

CB900F Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator Honor, Integrity Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: Eritrea Status: Offline Points: 8857	Posted: 02 November 2003 at 06:50
	Wing; I have not used the Peke for fish bait. I don't fish much. Neither have I used him for kicking practice; I don't play football much either. However, good manners would dictate that you simply ship me the dog, instead of rubbing my nose in your good fortune. I would promptly return the Peke in your carrier with 10 lbs of dry dog food & Dave's very used Kwacker to boot. Admittedly, it takes a man's man to force himself to herd a Kwacker with a dog carrier strapped on the back down to Wyoming in this weather, but I can do it. I can do it because my heart is filled with larcenous avarice to aquire a real dog by any means possible, fair or foul. Preferably foul, since times are tough & I'm forced to be a cheap SOB. Which is why I somehow have to convince Dave that there's a good reason to put a full tank of gas in that thing now that the snow's flying. But it takes a dog to haul a dog, so I have no choice in my mode of transporation. Did I mention that I'll shoot your birds, leave the toilet seat up, and eat you outta house & home while complaining about the food? 900F
	Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!

Wing master Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator AKA StraightShooter Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 8029	Posted: 03 November 2003 at 10:20
	900f, I was going to ship the dog to you but I lost your address. And now I have used all of my stamps. Damn. When I get more stamps I will mail you a letter asking for your address. But in the mean time if you want to come on down I would love to take you out bird hunting. Wing master
	I have always considered myself to be quite the bullshitter, But ocasionally it is nice to sit back and listen to a true professional......So, Carry on.