News Spin

Subject: News Spin

Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a
killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boy's
legs.Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence,
wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.A
newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed
over to interview the boy.The reporter began entering data into his laptop,
beginning with the headline, "Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From
Jaws Of Vicious Animal."



"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected. "Sorry"
replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston , I just assumed you
were."Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Fan
rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack""But I'm not a John Kerry fan
either," the boy responds. The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this
state was either for the Red Sox, John Kerry, or Ted Kennedy. What team or
person do you like?''



"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush", the boy
says.Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again:  "Arrogant Little
Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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