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    Posted: 27 March 2007 at 17:58

Johnny is playing at the curb with turpintine, lighting it and watching it burn.  Along comes Pastur Fuzz, he asks, what are you playing withJohnny?  Turpintine answers Johnny.  Oh, says the good Pastur you shouldn't be playing with that stuff.  Why not says Johnny?  You could get burned pretty bad with that stuff.  Well, what should I play with?  Holy water says the good Pastur.  What'll that do asks Johnny?  If you rub it on a woman's tummy she'll pass a baby.  Heck, that ain't nuttin says Johnny you rub this on a cats behind and it'll pass a motorcycle

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