ghost sex

> A
> professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on
> Paranormal Studies.
>
>
> To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
> 'How many people here
> believe in ghosts?'
>
> About 90 students raise their hands.
>
> "Well,
> that's a good start.
> Out of those who believe in ghosts, do
> any of
> you think you have seen a ghost?'
> About 40 students raise their hands.
>
> 'That's really good. I'm really glad you take
> this
> seriously.
>
>
> Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'
> About15 students raise
> their hand.
> 'Has anyone here, ever touched a ghost?'
> Three students raise
> their hands.
>
> 'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one
> question
> further...
>
> Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'
>
>
> Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
> The professor takes off his
> glasses and says,
> 'Son, in all the years I've been giving
> this
> lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a
> ghost.
>
>
> You've got to come up here and tell us about your
> experience.
>
> The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod, and a
> grin,
> and began to make his way up to the podium.
> When he reached the
> front of the room, the professor
> asks, 'So, Ahmed, tell us...
>
>
> What it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
> Ahmed
> replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you
> said
> Goats.

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