Post Office Interview

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   A guy goes to the Post Office for a Job Interview. 

            >The   Postmaster asks him, "have you been in the service?" "Yes," he 
>says,  "I  was in Vietnam for three years." The Postmaster says, 
>"That will give you  extra points toward employment." and  then asks, 
>"Are you disabled in any  way?" The guy says, "Yes,  100%... a mortar 
>round exploded near me and  blew my testicles off." 
> 
>The  Post Master tells the guy, "OK I can hire you right now. The 
>hours  are from 0700 A.M. to 1530 P.M. You can start  tomorrow.  Come 
>in at 10:00 A.M." 
> 
>The guy is  puzzled and says, "If the hours  are from 07:00 A.M. to 
>15:30 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at  10:00 A.M.?" 
> 
>"This is the Post Office" the  PostMaster says. "For the first two 
>hours we stand around  scratching our balls... no point in your 
>coming in  for that." 

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	A guy goes to the Post Office for a Job Interview. >The Postmaster asks him, "have you been in the service?" "Yes," he >says, "I was in Vietnam for three years." The Postmaster says, >"That will give you extra points toward employment." and then asks, >"Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes, 100%... a mortar >round exploded near me and blew my testicles off." > >The Post Master tells the guy, "OK I can hire you right now. The >hours are from 0700 A.M. to 1530 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come >in at 10:00 A.M." > >The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 07:00 A.M. to >15:30 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" > >"This is the Post Office" the PostMaster says. "For the first two >hours we stand around scratching our balls... no point in your >coming in for that."
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