Hillary’s Driver

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road.

One evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The

driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck

and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to

the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making

phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his

clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of

expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other,

and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his

wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made 

passionate love to me."!

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm

Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The

rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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Rockydog Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator Joined: 13 June 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3191	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rockydog Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Hillary’s Driver Posted: 26 January 2007 at 16:17
	Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road. One evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened to you," asked Hillary? "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."! "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary. The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
	When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson