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A Christmas Story

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    Posted: 09 December 2013 at 03:29
Christmas Story

In a small southern town there was a Nativity Scene that showed
great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature
bothered me. The three wise men were wearing fireman helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation. I left. At a
Quick Stop Store on the edge of town, I asked a lady behind the
counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me,
"You Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but
simply couldn"t recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked
her Bible from behind the counter, ruffled through some pages, and
finally jabbed her finger at the passage. Sticking it in my face, she
said. " See, it says right here, the three wise men came from afar."
Endeavor to persevere.
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