Rollover!

There was a terrible accident on US 6 just north of Hyannis Port, MA. A semi load of hogs had rolled over releasing hogs all over the highway. Cars were backed up for miles. State troopers had erected a temporary enclosure and were trying desperately to round them up but lacked enough help to do anything but get tired out. Out of frustration they were going from car to car asking for help. They stopped by one car full of apparently able bodied young men and asked their help. The young man behind the wheel replied pompously with a bit of a sniff, "Sir, We are of the Kennedy clan, on our way down to Hyannis Port to Uncle Teddy's, I'm afraid we won't be able to help here." The trooper considered the reply and said, "You're probably right, we need to catch 'em not breed 'em."