Perspectives on Marriage

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   When I was married 30 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
"Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap house, a cheap car, slept on a double
bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 21 year old blonde.  Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big
king size bed, and 55" plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 51 year old
woman.

It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21
year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap house, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a double bed.

Aren't  women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises!!!

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Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kingpin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Perspectives on Marriage Posted: 06 April 2007 at 23:42
	When I was married 30 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap house, a cheap car, slept on a double bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 21 year old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big king size bed, and 55" plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 51 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 21 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a double bed. Aren't women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises!!!
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 April 2007 at 08:10
	Funny......but all to true. Actually finding a 21 year old blonde would be easy....finding a 21 year old blonde that you could look at with the lights on....not so easy for me. BEAR

CB900F Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator Honor, Integrity Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: Eritrea Status: Offline Points: 8857	Post Options Post Reply Quote CB900F Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 April 2007 at 14:48
	Fella's; Finding the hot 21 year old blonde is dead easy. Getting her to pay attention to an old fart in his 50's is another story. Less'n his last name is Gates, or something like that. 900F
	Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!

Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 April 2007 at 02:49
	I like Pilchards for tuna bait, and crabs for Tarpon, maybe night crawlers for big trout in lakes. But for woman $$$$$$$$ is the bait of choice. BEAr