1911 sights?

What gives?  You suckin' up these days?  Used to be you could get in a respectible fight and not cave in and start huggin' at the end.  Now, you gotta be all lovey dovey.  Not enough action down at the rest area?  Man, your knees must be sore.

What are you going to say when tar balls start washing up on Virginia Beach and all the tourism goes in the crapper and your friends start losing their homes and your's loses half its value?  The Gulf Stream ain't that far off shore.  It could happen.  Just imagine who will be buying homes in your neighborhood then.  Your muslim neighbors won't look so bad when there's a couple houses full of white trash hillbillies and a few welfare households on your block.

Hell, I forgot.  You don't believe in ocean currents or prevailing winds or any of that meteorlogical science stuff.  My bad.  You sure you ain't from West Virginia?

Since you see an oil slick every time you take a bath, and tar balls resemble what you pluck from your a$$ hair everyday, I'm not surprised that you don't have a problem with them.  And you don't know what a hillbilly is.  You're just a real white trash hillbilly wannabe, which doesn't make a bit of sense, which fits you perfect. 

PS - you really ought to keep the mindless trash-talking on the Political forums.  You wouldn't want to upset the sensibilities of the common folk or the admin guys.