Not another myth

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   A father asks his 10-year-old son if he "knows about the birds and the
bees." 

"I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asks "what's wrong." 

"Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa'
speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that adults don't really screw; I'll have nothing left to live for." 

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Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kingpin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Not another myth Posted: 05 December 2006 at 07:34
	A father asks his 10-year-old son if he "knows about the birds and the bees." "I don't want to know!" the child says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asks "what's wrong." "Oh, dad," the boy sobs. "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that adults don't really screw; I'll have nothing left to live for."
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Tikkabuck Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator Robert E. Lee IV Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 8740	Post Options Post Reply Quote Tikkabuck Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05 December 2006 at 07:55

	God,Mother,Country,and Hot Rods. Done with political crap.LOL

Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 05 December 2006 at 09:52
	It really is funny if your are a parent and gave those speeches! BEAR