Fast State Trooper

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   In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any
> stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to
> single digits or below.
>
> About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded
> to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside
> Shattuck   He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the
> engine still running.  Pulling in behind the car with his emergency
> lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older
> man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on
> the seat beside him.
>
> The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window.  Seeing
> the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper
> standing next to his car, the man panicked.
>
> He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas.  The car's
> speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still
> stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.
>
> Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to
 
> the speeding, but still stationary car.  The driver was totally
> freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him.  This
> goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled, "Pull over!"
>
> The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine.  Needless to
> say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still
> shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50
> miles per hour.
>
> Who says Trooper's don't have a sense of humor?

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Blkpwdernut Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .375 Holland & Holland Magnum Joined: 28 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 561	Post Options Post Reply Quote Blkpwdernut Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Fast State Trooper Posted: 23 January 2007 at 14:38
	In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any > stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to > single digits or below. > > About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded > to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside > Shattuck He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the > engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency > lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver's door to find an older > man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on > the seat beside him. > > The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing > the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the State Trooper > standing next to his car, the man panicked. > > He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas. The car's > speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still > stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. > > Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to > the speeding, but still stationary car. The driver was totally > freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This > goes on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled, "Pull over!" > > The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to > say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still > shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 > miles per hour. > > Who says Trooper's don't have a sense of humor?
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