BSBer’s In Heaven

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   Now, we know that all dogs go to heaven, right?  Occasionaly BSB members make it there also.  So.........
It happens to pass the three BSB members arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time.  They are:  Kingpin, CB900F, and Blackpowdernut.  Saint Peter readily admits all of them, but immediately tells them that the one thing that they cannot do in heaven is to cause a dog any distress.
They step into the Elysian Fields and an extremely good looking red-headed angel comes tripping on by & Kingpin's head turns to follow the sight as he's walking in.  Yelp!!  He stepped on the paw of a Pomerainian.  Instantly golden handcuffs encircle his wrist and he turns to find himself connected to:  A very overweight, temperance spouting, battle-ax of a female angel.  For eternity.
Well, Blackpowdernut and CB900F resolve right then & there to be pretty damn careful about watching where they're going in heaven.
Not long after that, an absolutely huge Neopolitan Mastiff comes charging across the lawn chasing a Frisbee.  Blackpowdernut is obviously in his way & is going to get hit, so he steps back.  Yelp!!  Yes, it happened, and the golden handcuffs instantly had him connected to:  A sweet little old gray-haired angel toting a suitcase full of pictures of her grandchildren.  For eternity.
CB900F is now well & truly scared.  He's not going to move.
However, a Golden Retriever comes up to him & leans against him.  He scratches it behind the ears, and rubs it's chest, and tells it what a good dog it is.  And the golden handcuffs encircle his wrist!
Heaven, like any other large community, has an active grapevine.  Kingpin and Blackpowdernut hear of CB900F's getting his wrist halo & search him out, wondering all the while who he's connected to.  They find him on the other end of the handcuffs from a gorgeous voluptuous blonde bombshell of an angel wearing a tiny little baby-doll negligie robe!
What happened, says Blackpowdernut!
I kicked a dog, says the blonde!
Foony!!

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Igbo Foo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator .14 Flea Joined: 15 August 2003 Status: Offline Points: 567	Post Options Post Reply Quote Igbo Foo Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: BSBer’s In Heaven Posted: 06 January 2007 at 04:13
	Now, we know that all dogs go to heaven, right? Occasionaly BSB members make it there also. So......... It happens to pass the three BSB members arrive at the Pearly Gates at the same time. They are: Kingpin, CB900F, and Blackpowdernut. Saint Peter readily admits all of them, but immediately tells them that the one thing that they cannot do in heaven is to cause a dog any distress. They step into the Elysian Fields and an extremely good looking red-headed angel comes tripping on by & Kingpin's head turns to follow the sight as he's walking in. Yelp!! He stepped on the paw of a Pomerainian. Instantly golden handcuffs encircle his wrist and he turns to find himself connected to: A very overweight, temperance spouting, battle-ax of a female angel. For eternity. Well, Blackpowdernut and CB900F resolve right then & there to be pretty damn careful about watching where they're going in heaven. Not long after that, an absolutely huge Neopolitan Mastiff comes charging across the lawn chasing a Frisbee. Blackpowdernut is obviously in his way & is going to get hit, so he steps back. Yelp!! Yes, it happened, and the golden handcuffs instantly had him connected to: A sweet little old gray-haired angel toting a suitcase full of pictures of her grandchildren. For eternity. CB900F is now well & truly scared. He's not going to move. However, a Golden Retriever comes up to him & leans against him. He scratches it behind the ears, and rubs it's chest, and tells it what a good dog it is. And the golden handcuffs encircle his wrist! Heaven, like any other large community, has an active grapevine. Kingpin and Blackpowdernut hear of CB900F's getting his wrist halo & search him out, wondering all the while who he's connected to. They find him on the other end of the handcuffs from a gorgeous voluptuous blonde bombshell of an angel wearing a tiny little baby-doll negligie robe! What happened, says Blackpowdernut! I kicked a dog, says the blonde! Foony!!
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Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 January 2007 at 02:41
	Good luck CB. Post if you need help BEAR

Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 January 2007 at 12:50
	CB I'll bet she will look good on your scoot. Rick

Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 January 2007 at 14:12
	Hivotlage, you mean she is Japanese and doesn't start when you push the button! BEAR Edited by BEAR

CB900F Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator Honor, Integrity Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: Eritrea Status: Offline Points: 8857	Post Options Post Reply Quote CB900F Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 January 2007 at 15:36
	Fella's; I don't know what I did to get this honor, but I'm surprised that Kingpin & Blackie haven't chimed in yet either. Now Blackie's actually met me, it's gonna be interesting to see his reaction if he so graces us. I expect that King's gonna exhort the dogs to piss on somebody. Gee, I wonder who, or should I say I wonder foo? 900F
	Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!

Blkpwdernut Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .375 Holland & Holland Magnum Joined: 28 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 561	Post Options Post Reply Quote Blkpwdernut Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 January 2007 at 15:47
	That poor blonde, but poor me with the granny,,, may the fleas from 1000 camels infest your pit hairs Foo !! Edited by Blkpwdernut
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Guests Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Guest	Post Options Post Reply Quote Guests Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 January 2007 at 23:45
	Bear I wasnt gonna go there, in the name of keeping peace here I admit the most important thing about the scoots is we both ride on two wheels, brother CB Ride On , Rick