Broke Back Funeral

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   Brokeback Funeral 

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. 

The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." 

The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." 

The third man said, "My Bruce was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." 

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Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kingpin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Broke Back Funeral Posted: 03 January 2007 at 05:57
	Brokeback Funeral Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Bruce was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.