THIS IS PERFECT!!

THIS IS PERFECT!!

Living Life Backwards

I want to live my next life .......backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, and

then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get

ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no

responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa- like

conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every

day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case