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    Posted: 02 March 2007 at 05:25

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
>> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.  Inside, he finds a
>> young couple in bed.  He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
>> chair.
>> While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top
>> of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>>
>> While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen,
>> this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!  He's probably
>> spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.  I saw
>> how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
>> complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
>> nauseates you.  This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
>> angry, he'll kill us both.  Be strong, honey. I love you!"
>>
>> His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck.  He was whispering in
>> my ear.  He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
>> had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
>> Be strong honey. I love you, too!"

 


  oh Sh*#.     Rick

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