Management 101

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Mgmt 101 
Frank wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Frank got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.

The girl said, "NO."

Frank said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." 

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.

The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened.

She said, "He used quarters!"

**Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

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Kingpin Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .416 Rigby aka Old IronSides Joined: 01 July 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11716	Post Options Post Reply Quote Kingpin Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Management 101 Posted: 22 November 2006 at 01:28
	Mgmt 101 Frank wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Frank got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl said, "NO." Frank said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened. She said, "He used quarters!" **Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
	There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.