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    Posted: 06 February 2011 at 06:18

 

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.

She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

 

I told her what I really liked was pussy.

 

Apparently I'm not welcome back at KFC.

 



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That answer will get you in trouble in a lot of places, not just KFC. Brown's and Popeye's have shown the same lack of humor in the past as well.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Irish Bird Dog Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 February 2011 at 10:39

"I told her what I really liked was pussy."

maybe you guys should try that answer at a "cat house"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CB900F Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 February 2011 at 12:06

Fella's;

Speaking from experience, eight years working at a Caterpillar dealership, there's no doubt it'll fly there.  But, do not expect some sweet young thing to ask the question.  And if you ask it, expect to have to defend yerself.

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Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!
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There's a thought, or perhaps at a Chinese Take Out?
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Originally posted by CB900F CB900F wrote:

Fella's;

Speaking from experience, eight years working at a Caterpillar dealership, there's no doubt it'll fly there.  But, do not expect some sweet young thing to ask the question.  And if you ask it, expect to have to defend yerself.

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900F....no, no, no....U must be getting senile....the "cat house" referenced was the one from your misspent youth....you know "the House of the Rising Sun".............not a previous employer....


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