How Mules and Women Are Different

Mules don't mind if they are seperated from their mothers

Mules don't notice if you call them by another mules name

Mules never want foot rubs

Mules don't shop

 A mules parents never visit

Anyone can get a good lookin' mule

Mules don't expect you to call when you're running late

If a mule is pretty, other mules don't hate it

Mules never ask you to pick up things

Mules never criticize

Mules don't mind if you call them bad names

Mules don't care if you raise your voice

A mule never insists on asking for directions

Mules never expect gifts

 It's legal to have a mule tied up at your house

When a mule gets old you can turn it out to pasture

Mules don't worry about germs

Mules don't hate their bodies

Mules don't want to know about every other mule mule you've had

If you are late mules don't care

Mules have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry

Mules never want more than they need

Mules don't care if you forget their birthday

Mules will forgive you for petting other mules

Mules don't care how they look in a mirror

Mules will eat anywhere you stop

Mules are not particular about when and where they make pit stops

Mules don't care if you talk to them or not

Mules don't care if you leave the toilet seat up or down

Mules don't have headaches

Mules don't care if you have more than one mule

             By Howard Graham  (Western Mule Magazine)