tailgater

    Tailgater
    >
    >A man was being tailgated by a stressed out
    >woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light
    >turned yellow, just in front of him.
    >
    >He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
    >even though he could have beaten the red light by
    >accelerating through the intersection.
    >
    >The tailgating woman was furious and honked her
    >horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her
    >chance to get through the intersection, dropping
    >her cell phone and makeup.
    >
    >As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap
    >on her window and looked up into the face of
    >a very serious police officer.
    >
    >The officer ordered her to exit her car with
    >her hands up. He took her to the police station
    >where she was searched, finger printed,
    >photographed and placed in a holding cell.
    >
    >After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
    >the cell and opened the door. She was escorted
    >back to the booking desk where the arresting
    >officer was waiting with her personal effects.
    >
    >He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.
    >You see, I pulled up behind your car while
    >you were blowing your horn, flipping off the
    >guy in front of you, and cussing a blue
    >streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life'
    >license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
    >bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School'
    >bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
    >fish emblem on the trunk.
    >
    >Naturally. I assumed you had stolen the car."
    >
    >Priceless