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    Posted: 28 February 2015 at 04:52

An usher at a movie theater noticed an old guy sprawled over three seats. He said Sir, your only allowed ONE seat. The man just groaned. Sir, if you do not move I'll get the manager. The man again just groaned. The usher left and returned with the manager. Sir, you'll have to move to just one seat. No answer this time. The manager called the police. The policeman asked the man, Sir, where are you from? The old man groaned, the balcony!

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that is   a weekend joke!
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Wing;

That one there was an old joke six minutes after they invented time!

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Oh, I guess I am not old enough to have heard it the first time around. I thought it was pretty funny.

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