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    Posted: 30 March 2012 at 12:18
The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late,

so she told me, "Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that

will help you to get an erection."

You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and

tossed her the diet pills!
There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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......and that's when I found out that she COULD throw a castiron frying pan around a corner.
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........and with better than mediocre accuracy and quite some.....
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The frying pan never scared me. The hot bacon grease was another story. RD
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Frankly, I hadn't realized that diet pills could be taken anally.  And they didn't shrink my flippin' hemorroids either!

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Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!
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