BUG!

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   A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing
about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the
woman reached over and sliced the man's thingy off.
Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving
behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old
daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her
father when all of a sudden the thingy smacked their
car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what
the heck was that?"

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to
anything sexual at such a young age, the father
replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and
after a moment said.... "Sure had a big dick, didn't
it?" 

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Rockydog Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator Joined: 13 June 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3191	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rockydog Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: BUG! Posted: 25 January 2007 at 13:58
	A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's thingy off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the thingy smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey." The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said.... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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