Bubba

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   Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is 
 it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin 
people to git cancer ?"  
  "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.   
 "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants 
 fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all 
them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"  
   "Sure is, Bubba."   
 "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she 
was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"  
  "Yep."   
 "And that football player sued that university when he 
gradiated and still couldn't read?"   
 "That's right," said the lawyer." 
"But why are you asking?"   
 "Well, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin 
I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?" 

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Tikkabuck Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator Robert E. Lee IV Joined: 10 June 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 8740	Post Options Post Reply Quote Tikkabuck Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Bubba Posted: 03 February 2007 at 08:29
	Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin .. . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
	God,Mother,Country,and Hot Rods. Done with political crap.LOL