Birds and Bees

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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." 

Confused, the father asked what was wrong. 

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for." 

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Rockydog Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Administrator Joined: 13 June 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3191	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rockydog Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Birds and Bees Posted: 11 February 2007 at 13:37
	A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me." Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech. At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
	When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson

splinterhands Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List .22 LongRifle Joined: 04 March 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 33	Post Options Post Reply Quote splinterhands Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 12 February 2007 at 05:24
	LOL!! That's the damn truth.