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    Posted: 12 January 2011 at 02:28

why is it westerns have such great lines????

 

Anyone going to see the new "true grit"??

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"" come on in Pat......I'll warm yur breakfast.....""

 

""...yeah...I could live ANYwhere........I could leave  anywhere too........"".Same flick.

If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!
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""you never know when a girl may need a bullet....""

 

 

 

 

If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!
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""Waco Johnny Dean........another brave man!!!...............""
If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!
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"it's doubly right 'cause Dutch Henry is Len's brother"
If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!
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considering his wife "Peach",I got a feelin' the jaw breaker was glad to be out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,man what a beast!!!!!!!
If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!
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Nobody likes a dentist anyway

This one was the mayor too, (lots of laughter) and his brother is the sheriff.............................................Kingpin

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I like the original only.I am a GUS,,,,and man am I sick of all the woodrow calls I've met in my life.

My favorite line..............................."" a plank wall wont stop a fifty caliber bullet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but a dentist will!........................

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Lonesome Dove is my all time favorite. I own all 4 of them on DVD. I also own one season of it that I never heard of. It was supposed to be a TV series, but I barely made it through the first disc before I decided it wasn't the Lonesome Dove I know...................................Kingpin
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A few more from Lonesome Dove

"A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough." Gus

"What do you want legs for anyway? You don't like to do nothing but sit on the porch and drink whiskey!" Call
"I like to kick a pig every once in a while. How would I do that?" Gus

"Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life." Gus

"It's an accident she is even on this trip." Gus
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I never noticed you having accidents with ugly girls." Clara

"Well we don't rent pigs and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pigs is... he's hard to stop" Gus




Am I gonna have to shoot that for you?
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chasing buffalo didn't work out too well for Gus either...

A few more from Josey Wales

"How is it with stains?"

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet"

"He might as well ride along with us; Hell, everybody else is" 

"I guess you were right about one thing. I ain't that old."


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P didn't stay a bachelor......

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Look P, buffalo!! Let's go chase 'em

You mean go shoot us one for our dinner?

No P, I mean chase 'em because before long there won't be any to chase.

Well them bulls will hook you.

Remember old man Barlow? That bull hooked him good.

Old Man Barlo was a slow thinker, a lot like someone else I could mention.

Well, he was a slow walker after that bull hooked him. I wonder what happened to him anyway?

He married a fat widow and had a pascle of kids on the planko and you might as well have done the same thing since you don't want to chase buffalo.

But I like bein' a bachelor.

That's good P. I'm sure it's all part of Gods plan that you are one.

 

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I am deeply ashamed to be in a group of men who don't have one single quote from Lonesome Dove included here.

I'll simply go with my favorite.

"I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it." Cap'n Call just after he nearly beats the cav scout to death for whippin Newt.

Add to that pretty much every line from Gus.
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Originally posted by big open big open wrote:

SORRY BEAR!!ya nailed it right out of the gate!!,it was hoffman. Yur right about Dan George,,I love the dry,deadpan sarcasm he mastered in just about every picture he was in,,Will Sampson was another of my fav.1st Nations people,,,,,,,,hows that for bein' P.C.!!!!!,,remember when sendin' that $5er,,POST OFFICE WILL NOT DELIEVER MAIL WITHOUT SUFFICIANT POSTAGE!!!!!

Wes Studi is my favorite Indian actor bar far! He just nails it every time http://www.thestudigroup.com/images/ger6.jpg Pic of him as Ceranamo



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""He sure don't rope like no christian!!........"
LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!
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HEY STANK!!,,

#1,,right movie ,, jimmy stuart was rawlins

#2,,YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!!!

#3,,valdez is comeing/burt lancaster

#4,,curly, from OK---lahoma!

#5,,NEVADA SMITH,,steve mcqueen

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How the west was won  (speaking aobut a dead Henry Fonda, I think)

Chief Dan George in the O J W

I assume, Quigley Down Under

John 14:6
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clint eastwood in "joe kid" well judge the deer didn't know what side of the fence he was on.

 

or something close to that

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well riv,,had I not JUST seen that scene(??) on t.v.,voted as one of the best show-down/ending scenes on film,,I probly wouldn't have remembered it,........at my age,I try to get my licks in when and where I can!!!!!!!!!

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