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    Posted: 24 October 2006 at 11:00
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you u se it.


And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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God,Mother,Country,and Hot Rods. Done with political crap.LOL
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I was telling these to the little woman and was doing fine till I got to number 1. Now I got a knot on my head, but it was worth it.

"Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." Ben Franklin.
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