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Topic: Best Line Ever Delivered In A Western
Posted By: billt
Subject: Best Line Ever Delivered In A Western
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 04:35

John Wayne, "True Grit" ----- "Fill your hands you son of a bitch!"

Sam Elliott, "The Desperate Trail" ----- "You shoulda stayed back East thief. You coulda been playin cards in a nice warm bar, instead a dyin', out here in this stinkhole!"

William Holden, "The Wild Bunch" ----- "Come on ya lazy bastard!"

Ernest Borgnine, "The Wild Bunch" ----- "I'm comin damn it!"

Ernest Borgnine, "The Wild Bunch" ----- "Give em' hell Pike!"

Paul Neuman, "Butch Cassidy" ----- "I don't know where we been, and I just been there!"

                                     billt 

 




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Posted By: deaddog
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 05:48

Cleavon Little, "Blazing Saddles"----"Scuse me while I whip this out"

DD



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Endeavor to persevere.


Posted By: TasunkaWitko
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 07:11
"HANG HIM!" 

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TasunkaWitko - Chinook, Montana

Helfen, Wehren, Heilen
Die Wahrheit wird euch frei machen


Posted By: Triggerguard
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 07:47

Gene Wilder in "Blazing Saddles": "My name's Jim, but they usually just call me...Jim."

 

John Wayne in "Big Jake": Grandson: "I'm scared." Wayne: "I'm scared too. But don't let them know it."

Also: "They'll kill little Jake for sure." Wayne: "Not if we kill them first."

 



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"...A moral compass needs a butt end.Whatever direction France is pointing-towards collaboration with Nazis, accomodation with communists,...we can go the other way with a quiet conscience"-O'Rourke


Posted By: Mickey Rat
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 07:50

I liked the Duke in the Shootist when he explained his philosophy of life to Ron Howard.

Also Duke's: "If you can't learn to respect your elders, you'll sure as hell respect your betters" in McClintock as he pulls his mouthy son down off a horse.



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Mickey   Rat       
Citizen of Alabama        NRA Life Member


Posted By: Mickey Rat
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 07:53

Tom Seleck, Quigly Down Under.

This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Dock Holiday.

Seconds later: I said I didn't care much for pistols, I never said I didn't know how to use them.



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Mickey   Rat       
Citizen of Alabama        NRA Life Member


Posted By: billt
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 08:15

John Wayne in, "Big Jake" ----- "I Never knew a secret that could be kept. They know whats in that box, and they all want it. What we're doin' with this austencious display, is telling them they can't have it!"

Maureen O' Hare in "Big Jake" ----- "You haven't changed one bit, have you Jacob McCandles?"

John Wayne ----- "Not one bit!!"

Richard Boone in "Big Jake" ----- "You come real close mister, but no cigar!"

John Wayne in "Big Jake" ----- "Hey!, I'll bet you can get that fancy gun out of that fancy holster, before some fella with an old fashion six gun, BLEW A HOLE IN YA!!"

Old Man in "The Wild Bunch" ----- Oh my what a bunch! They waltzed you in with a smile on your face, and a thumb up your ass, and waltzed ya right back out again!"



Posted By: billt
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 08:18
Tom Sellek in, "Quigley Down Under" ----- See Captain, we already run all the undesireables out of our country. We sent em' all back to England!"


Posted By: billt
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 08:22
Old Man in, "The Wild Bunch" at the end to Robert Ryan, ----- "Why don't ya' tag along with us. Me and the boys here got some work to do. It ain't like it used to be, but it'll do!"


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 08:37

I always liked the line from Treasure of Sierra Madre when the banditos finds Humphrey Bogart the second time and he is alone having killed his partner (Tim Holt): 

"Don't I know you Gringo?"

 

BEAR



Posted By: The_Mountaineer
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 08:38

Hmmm, lots of good ones.  Seeing as how the classics have been taken I'll include some of the contemporary classics.

Doc Holliday in Tombstone - "I'm your huckleberry."

Clint Eastwood in The Unforgiven - "Alright I'm comin' out.  Anybody I catch on the street I'm gonna kill.  Not only am I gonna kill them but their family and their dog, then I'm gonna burn their damn house down. And you best not be cuttin up any more whores now either or else I'll come back and kill the whole lot of you sons of bitches."

Billy the Kid in Young Guns -

"Best $1.20 I ever spent" after shooting the deputy with a double barrel 12 loaded with 6 dimes each.

"By the way, you're under arrest." After shooting the guy in the outhouse and sticking a warrant in his mouth.

"I see ya got Bill Taylor out there with ya Lieutenant!"  "Yeah Billy we got a whole lot of folks out here to take you down." Billy shoots Bill Taylor and says, "You don't have Bill Taylor with you anymore."

Of course I'm going from faulty memory so names, places and exact lines are not based on actual movie lines.  Any association with actual names, places and lines of movies is sheer coincidence. LOL.



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Paritur pax bello - Peace is obtained by war.


Posted By: mr mom
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 10:46
blazing saddle: send in the niger , dont waste a horse !!!!! or something like that .. think ill have to get the movie while the kids are home for spring break ....

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mr mom


Posted By: gary murray
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 13:18

Doc Holliday challenging the big dummy in the bar in Tombstone.

"Hmmmmmm lets see now! How about a spelling contest"?

Gary

 



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If you can sue McDonalds for getting you fat then why can't you sue the alcohol companies for all the ugly people you ended up sleeping with?
Penticton, B.C. Canada


Posted By: waksupi
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 13:34

Jack Ellam in Hawmps

" Maybe I'll shoot you with the Bisley my momma gave me for my birthday."

Some you never heard.


No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, however,
a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.



    "I reckon I'll have me a half-caff double latte with a twist.  IN A
DIRTY MUG!"

"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's draw upon

our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."

"Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys room."

"Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"

"Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie
breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and
dance a jig or two?"

"Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of fat, seven
grams of protein, and two starches."

"You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started on
the gazpacho and the fondue."

"That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"

"He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for
interior decoration."

"Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?"

"It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from
Dodge."

"HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left....Oooh! Stop
right there. Perfect!"





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Shooters Cast Bullet Alumnus
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Posted By: Triggerguard
Date Posted: 06 April 2005 at 16:50
"Rustler's Rhapsody" with Tom Berenger as "Rex O'Hurlihan".
" I can curse if I want to! Dodo, peepee, caca!"

To Patrick Wayne: "That wasn't nice. That wasn't nice at all!"
Patrick Wayne: "I'm a lawyer, you idiot!"

Sidekick (G.W. Bailey) to Rex, after Rex shoots Patrick Wayne: "Rex, you shot him in the head... how do you feel about that?"


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"...A moral compass needs a butt end.Whatever direction France is pointing-towards collaboration with Nazis, accomodation with communists,...we can go the other way with a quiet conscience"-O'Rourke


Posted By: billt
Date Posted: 07 April 2005 at 05:30

Sidekick to Eric Roberts in "Purgatory" ----- "I feel like I been ate by a Coyote and crapped off a cliff!"

Eric Roberts to Sam Shepard in "Purgatory" ----- "The odds are against ya' sheriff!".

Randy Quaid to Eric Roberts seconds later after he blows the bad guy off the roof with a shotgun. ----- "The odds are getting better!"



Posted By: jayrando
Date Posted: 07 April 2005 at 08:22
Dyin' ain't much of a livin -Josey Wales

Let's do it.... Why not - The Wild Bunch

Looks like we're one hose shy.
You brough 2 to many - Once Upon A Time in The West

When you shoot aim for the heart Ramon ( Guess the movie here

Bonus ? for the real western movie lover--Name of the characcter who
carries a machine gun around in a coffin---

More later

You guys guess the actor(s) in the above scene. The first one is Clint the
rest?





Posted By: billt
Date Posted: 07 April 2005 at 08:45

"Let's do it"------ William Holden, "The Wild Bunch"

"Why not"------- Warren Oates to William Holden, "The Wild Bunch", moments before they started the big shootout and slaughtered all the Mexicans.

"When you shoot aim for the heart Ramon"----- "Fistful Of Dollars" 



Posted By: billt
Date Posted: 07 April 2005 at 08:47
"The Wild Bunch"------ "This is our last go around Dutch. This time we'll do it right!" 


Posted By: jayrando
Date Posted: 07 April 2005 at 21:07
Very good built who said aim for the heart? and the bonus ?


Posted By: billt
Date Posted: 08 April 2005 at 03:39

Clint Eastwood said, "Aim for the heart Ramon, or you'll never stop me."

 

John Wayne to Richard Boone in "Big Jake" ----- "All right now YOU listen. Anything goes wrong, anything at all, your fault, my fault, nobodys fault, I'm gonna blow your head off! No matter what happens, no matter who else gets killed, I'm gonna blow your head off!"



Posted By: billt
Date Posted: 08 April 2005 at 08:06
Here is a question for "Fistful Of Dollars" fans. What was the machine gun "Ramon" used to slaughter all the Mexicans when his gang stole all the Gold from the Cavalry? It appeared to be belt fed, and had multi barrels????   billt


Posted By: jayrando
Date Posted: 08 April 2005 at 11:48
Was supposed to be a gatling gun.
Now who carrues the machine gun in the coffin and if ou get that on who
played that character?


Posted By: billt
Date Posted: 01 May 2005 at 06:32

Claudia Cardinale to Burt Lancaster in "The Professionals"

"You GO TO HELL!"

Burt Lancaster, "Yes mam, I'm on my way".



Posted By: Murf
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 16:13
Evil Roy Slade as he draws his gun and tells the gal playing the cello, "Get that fiddle out from between your legs and under your chin where it belongs"

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Murf


Posted By: Schleprok
Date Posted: 14 April 2006 at 11:49

From El Dorado...

Sheriff J.P. Harrah:    What the hell are you doin' here?


Cole:     I'm lookin' at a tin star with a... drunk pinned on it.



Posted By: Kingpin
Date Posted: 01 May 2006 at 11:39
Evil Roy Slade to his true love, "I have love in my heart, my eyes, my hands, and my feet. I really love kicking."

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There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.


Posted By: dfletcher
Date Posted: 01 May 2006 at 14:53

Mickey - that line is from Big Jake, when John Wayne hauls his son off his horse.  A heck of an underated JW movie with a great line - "That would cause me great annoyance and displeasure".  

What's your name?

"Jacob McCandles"

I thought you was dead.

"Not hardly!" 



Posted By: big_stud_duck
Date Posted: 01 May 2006 at 15:18

"We'll make camp here.    Right here."

The Duke after falling off his horse, drunk, and being unable to get up off the ground.



Posted By: big_stud_duck
Date Posted: 01 May 2006 at 15:20

"Awwww, now why'd he have to go and do that?"

The Duke after deciding not to interfere with the lynching of a sheepherder, and then having to change his mind when the bad guys kick a kid.



Posted By: OkieHunter
Date Posted: 19 October 2006 at 13:39

Josse

"Are you gonna pull them pistols or Whistle Dixie"

"Around here we have somethun called a Missoui boat ride"

"Die'n ain't much of a livin Boy"

Doc Holliday in Tombstone

"I know Ike lets have a Spelling Contest"



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Old Age and Treachery Will alway's Overcome Youth and Skill


Posted By: Kingpin
Date Posted: 01 December 2006 at 15:56

"You know what that was? You just had your throat cut"

Jack Nicholson to Marlin Brando in Missouri Breaks



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There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 26 December 2006 at 08:51
"I'VE NOTICED WHEN YOU GIT TA DISLIKIN' SOMEONE,,,THEY AIN'T AROUND VERY LONG EITHER!!!!!"    chief dan george,,jossy wales

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 27 December 2006 at 04:21
been a while since I read these.  thanks for bringing them back up to active.


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 18 January 2007 at 15:34
hey guys,who said this,and in what movie,,,"somebody left the door open and the wrong dogs came home........." the first one with the right answer to both gets to send me $5!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 19 January 2007 at 02:19
Clint Eastwood in High plains drifter.  the check is in the mail.


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 24 January 2007 at 14:53
"so you say those horses outside belong to them two pilgrims huh?",,,,,,,who and what flick?

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 24 April 2007 at 15:00
O.K. boys I'll start it again...............................""he sure don't rope like no christian!........""what flick??Hey Bear,,,,,,,,,,,,are you sure you mailed that 5er??

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 24 April 2007 at 15:08
one more time.............." you wash before you eat don't you............,,,yes ,,,but I'm not going to eat his hand....""matty ross to gaspargo the indian barber in true grit,,and his reply as he looked at glen cambell'wound.

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 24 April 2007 at 15:10
and just about anything that passed betwixt Doc, and Festus!!!

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 27 June 2007 at 06:09

""it takes a hard man to eat boiled owl..............."""

Any takers??



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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: trapperP
Date Posted: 15 August 2007 at 05:04

Dang, I can't berlieve nobody thought the line from "Support Your Local Gunfighter" Belongs here:

Jug {Jack Elam}: You hit that fellow from behind?
Latigo  {James Garner}: Just as hard as I could!

Or perhaps my all-time favorite from "The Professionals":

J. W. Grant {Ralph Bellamy}: You bastard.
Rico {Lee Marvin}: Yes, Sir. In my case an accident of birth. But you, Sir, you're a self-made man.

 

Some others are close but these couple are like oatmeal - don't taste too bad and it stays with you!

 



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See ya in the swamp!
TrapperP


Posted By: trapperP
Date Posted: 15 August 2007 at 05:13
Originally posted by big open big open wrote:

""it takes a hard man to eat boiled owl..............."""

Any takers??

 

"It takes a hard man to eat boiled owl" Henry Fonda in "The Rounders"
  
Now what has trapperP won this time - just bundle it up and ship it down to the swamp!


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See ya in the swamp!
TrapperP


Posted By: yukonjacko
Date Posted: 16 November 2007 at 20:56

I ought to notch your ears for you. A man like you ought to be marked. -The Plainsman-

 

Henry: I thought you got lost again.
Nathan: Haven't you ever been lost?
Henry: Hmmm... been fearsome confused for a month or two, but I ain't never been lost!

-The Mountain Men-

 



Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 11 December 2007 at 14:58
""well the funs over and hes gone to church.....""

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 11 December 2007 at 15:01
""where there's no laws for the brave ones.....and no asylums for the crazy ones...........""

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 12 December 2007 at 02:51
"....Not Hardly..."    who else Wayne 'himself'


Posted By: trapperP
Date Posted: 20 December 2007 at 01:53

Anybody want to take a stab, make a guess:

"It's only legal in two states, and this ain't one of them."



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See ya in the swamp!
TrapperP


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 20 December 2007 at 12:34

I'll take a 'shot' at it.  Not a western but I think John Candy as Duley was waving around a 50 cal SS auto in Armed and damgerous.  At the time I was watching a young Meg Ryan more.

That line might have been stolen from an old western, but can't think af a pistol/rifle that would have been outlawed in the old wet  (1860-95)?



Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 04 January 2008 at 09:46
Sorry TP,,but the way this works is if you guess the answer ,YOU have to send the $5!!!!!! to the guessee

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 23 January 2008 at 04:16
" there are THOUSANDS of indians down there...........sioux and cheyenne both...................YOU GO DOWN THERE GENERAL!!!!!...if you have the guts................."

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 23 January 2008 at 05:03

I think it is from Little Big Man...either the Dustin Hoffman or the Chief Dan George character?????

I might know better it you could give me the accent. 

I liked Dan George in the Outlaw Josie Wales, great actor.  He could deliver the same line as either fall down funny or deadly serious.

PS.  I hope this is wrong...then I can stop sending you those $5LOL



Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 23 January 2008 at 05:21
SORRY BEAR!!ya nailed it right out of the gate!!,it was hoffman. Yur right about Dan George,,I love the dry,deadpan sarcasm he mastered in just about every picture he was in,,Will Sampson was another of my fav.1st Nations people,,,,,,,,hows that for bein' P.C.!!!!!,,remember when sendin' that $5er,,POST OFFICE WILL NOT DELIEVER MAIL WITHOUT SUFFICIANT POSTAGE!!!!!

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 23 January 2008 at 05:26
""YOU EAT THE GUTS OUT OF DEAD ANIMALS!!!!!............." delievered by Chuck Connors in what flick??

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 23 January 2008 at 06:09

You got me on this one.  I thought all he did was TV as Lucas McCain (aka The Rifleman, with a 1892 winchester in 44-40)? with some TV guest spots on serials.

I seem to remember a bunch of lousy early low-budget movies in which he didn't star, and had limited lines.  Forbidden Planet?

I give up.  someone help!Cry

BEAR



Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 23 January 2008 at 11:16
I watched him last night as Geronimo in a movie called.........................Geronimo

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 23 January 2008 at 11:25
clue  clue   Wink


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 28 January 2008 at 06:56

It is a modern western,,1920's,,also cast,,robert forrester,linda evens,will sampson,lq jones,and quite a few others that weren't big then...................



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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 28 January 2008 at 06:57
Originally posted by big open big open wrote:

""well the funs over and hes gone to church.....""
Eastwood fans shouldn't have too much with this one

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 28 January 2008 at 07:03
"" is it a bad thing that my skin is red?....is it wicked that I was born where my fathers were born?........is it evil that I would die for my people?..........................

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 03 September 2009 at 07:26

Originally posted by big open big open wrote:

Originally posted by big open big open wrote:

""well the funs over and hes gone to church.....""
Eastwood fans shouldn't have too much with this one

JOE KIDD!!!!!!!................DAMN!!!!



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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 03 September 2009 at 07:27

Originally posted by big open big open wrote:

"" is it a bad thing that my skin is red?....is it wicked that I was born where my fathers were born?........is it evil that I would die for my people?..........................

THE WHITE BUFFALO!!!!!!!!!!!..................



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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 03 September 2009 at 07:45
".........BUT THIS IS CAP'N. RAWLINS!!!!!CAP'N. LINUS RAWLINS!!!!!!!!..............

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 03 September 2009 at 07:47
"............WHITE-MANS' BEEN SNEAKIN' UP ON US FOR YEARS........................."

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 03 September 2009 at 07:48
"........sharps,........my own load,..........closer to 1000,..........."

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 03 September 2009 at 07:50
"...........YOU CAN'T SELL YUR GUN 'CAUSE YUR GONNA NEED IT,.................YUR GONNA NEED IT BAD................"

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 03 September 2009 at 07:54
"...........JESSY COWARD!!,........JESSY MURDERER!!........JESSY WOMAN KILLER!!.........."

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: rivet
Date Posted: 03 September 2009 at 12:33
Gots to be the ending scene in The Good The Bad And The Ugly when whatsisname is hanging from a rope, balanced on a wooden chair, yelling in total terror,  "BLONDIE!.....BLONDIE.......BLOOO-O-O-NDEEEEE EE...!" at Clint Eastwood in the graveyard.

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   FIRE IS OUR FRIEND!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 04 September 2009 at 01:56
Originally posted by big open big open wrote:

Originally posted by big open big open wrote:

"" is it a bad thing that my skin is red?....is it wicked that I was born where my fathers were born?........is it evil that I would die for my people?..........................

THE WHITE BUFFALO!!!!!!!!!!!..................TAS,,I'm surprised you didn't get this one,,supposedly made by Crazy Horse!!



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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 04 September 2009 at 01:58
Originally posted by rivet rivet wrote:

Gots to be the ending scene in The Good The Bad And The Ugly when whatsisname is hanging from a rope, balanced on a wooden chair, yelling in total terror,  "BLONDIE!.....BLONDIE.......BLOOO-O-O-NDEEEEE EE...!" at Clint Eastwood in the graveyard.
not bad,,,,but he was standing on a cross gravemarker

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: rivet
Date Posted: 04 September 2009 at 03:45
Yep, you are completely correct BIG OPEN. Thanks for reminding me! Where would he have gotten a chair from.....




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   FIRE IS OUR FRIEND!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 04 September 2009 at 05:47
well riv,,had I not JUST seen that scene(??) on t.v.,voted as one of the best show-down/ending scenes on film,,I probly wouldn't have remembered it,........at my age,I try to get my licks in when and where I can!!!!!!!!!

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: GOT14U
Date Posted: 22 October 2009 at 21:46

clint eastwood in "joe kid" well judge the deer didn't know what side of the fence he was on.

 

or something close to that



Posted By: stinky
Date Posted: 26 October 2009 at 04:28

How the west was won  (speaking aobut a dead Henry Fonda, I think)

Chief Dan George in the O J W

I assume, Quigley Down Under



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John 14:6


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 07 February 2010 at 11:12

HEY STANK!!,,

#1,,right movie ,, jimmy stuart was rawlins

#2,,YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!!!

#3,,valdez is comeing/burt lancaster

#4,,curly, from OK---lahoma!

#5,,NEVADA SMITH,,steve mcqueen



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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: big open
Date Posted: 07 February 2010 at 11:14
""He sure don't rope like no christian!!........"

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LIFE IS HARD.....STUPID MAKES LIFE HARDER.......DON'T DO STUPID!!!


Posted By: Montana Maddnes
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 05:19

Originally posted by big open big open wrote:

SORRY BEAR!!ya nailed it right out of the gate!!,it was hoffman. Yur right about Dan George,,I love the dry,deadpan sarcasm he mastered in just about every picture he was in,,Will Sampson was another of my fav.1st Nations people,,,,,,,,hows that for bein' P.C.!!!!!,,remember when sendin' that $5er,,POST OFFICE WILL NOT DELIEVER MAIL WITHOUT SUFFICIANT POSTAGE!!!!!

Wes Studi is my favorite Indian actor bar far! He just nails it every time http://www.thestudigroup.com/images/ger6.jpg - http://www.thestudigroup.com/images/ger6.jpg  Pic of him as Ceranamo



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Montana Maddness
God Bless The U.S.A.
On the Highways for Jesus!


Posted By: daniel77
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 02:40
I am deeply ashamed to be in a group of men who don't have one single quote from Lonesome Dove included here.

I'll simply go with my favorite.

"I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it." Cap'n Call just after he nearly beats the cav scout to death for whippin Newt.

Add to that pretty much every line from Gus.


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Am I gonna have to shoot that for you?


Posted By: Kingpin
Date Posted: 16 May 2010 at 13:09

Look P, buffalo!! Let's go chase 'em

You mean go shoot us one for our dinner?

No P, I mean chase 'em because before long there won't be any to chase.

Well them bulls will hook you.

Remember old man Barlow? That bull hooked him good.

Old Man Barlo was a slow thinker, a lot like someone else I could mention.

Well, he was a slow walker after that bull hooked him. I wonder what happened to him anyway?

He married a fat widow and had a pascle of kids on the planko and you might as well have done the same thing since you don't want to chase buffalo.

But I like bein' a bachelor.

That's good P. I'm sure it's all part of Gods plan that you are one.

 



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There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.


Posted By: Irish Bird Dog
Date Posted: 16 May 2010 at 17:06
P didn't stay a bachelor......

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Irish Bird Dog

NRA Life/Endowment

2nd Amendment Supporter


Posted By: daniel77
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 02:21
chasing buffalo didn't work out too well for Gus either...

A few more from Josey Wales

"How is it with stains?"

"I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet"

"He might as well ride along with us; Hell, everybody else is" 

"I guess you were right about one thing. I ain't that old."


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Am I gonna have to shoot that for you?


Posted By: daniel77
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 02:45
A few more from Lonesome Dove

"A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough." Gus

"What do you want legs for anyway? You don't like to do nothing but sit on the porch and drink whiskey!" Call
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000380/ - "I like to kick a pig every once in a while. How would I do that?" Gus

"Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life." Gus

"It's an accident she is even on this trip." Gus
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I never noticed you having accidents with ugly girls." Clara

"Well we don't rent pigs and I figure it's better to say it right out front because a man that does like to rent pigs is... he's hard to stop" Gus






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Am I gonna have to shoot that for you?


Posted By: Kingpin
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 14:32
Lonesome Dove is my all time favorite. I own all 4 of them on DVD. I also own one season of it that I never heard of. It was supposed to be a TV series, but I barely made it through the first disc before I decided it wasn't the Lonesome Dove I know...................................Kingpin

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There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.


Posted By: JUSTN A. MURKAN
Date Posted: 02 October 2010 at 15:04

I like the original only.I am a GUS,,,,and man am I sick of all the woodrow calls I've met in my life.

My favorite line..............................."" a plank wall wont stop a fifty caliber bullet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but a dentist will!........................



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If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!


Posted By: Kingpin
Date Posted: 04 October 2010 at 12:24

Nobody likes a dentist anyway

This one was the mayor too, (lots of laughter) and his brother is the sheriff.............................................Kingpin



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There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.


Posted By: JUSTN A. MURKAN
Date Posted: 04 October 2010 at 13:12
considering his wife "Peach",I got a feelin' the jaw breaker was glad to be out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,,man what a beast!!!!!!!

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If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!


Posted By: JUSTN A. MURKAN
Date Posted: 30 November 2010 at 10:15
"it's doubly right 'cause Dutch Henry is Len's brother"

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If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!


Posted By: JUSTN A. MURKAN
Date Posted: 20 December 2010 at 17:15
""Waco Johnny Dean........another brave man!!!...............""

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If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!


Posted By: JUSTN A. MURKAN
Date Posted: 28 December 2010 at 15:06

""you never know when a girl may need a bullet....""

 

 

 

 



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If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!


Posted By: JUSTN A. MURKAN
Date Posted: 11 January 2011 at 12:24

"" come on in Pat......I'll warm yur breakfast.....""

 

""...yeah...I could live ANYwhere........I could leave  anywhere too........"".Same flick.



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If,,in the end all I have is my honor......it will be enough!


Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 12 January 2011 at 02:28

why is it westerns have such great lines????

 

Anyone going to see the new "true grit"??




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