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Chritmas Story

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Topic: Chritmas Story
Posted By: Bojon
Subject: Chritmas Story
Date Posted: 02 December 2004 at 16:16

Subject: Say What? (The Texas Nativity Scene)

 

An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas

time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill

and talent had gone into creating it.

But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise

men were wearing firemen's helmets.

Totally unable to come up with a reason or

explanation, he left.

At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the

lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees

never read your Bibles!"

The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply

couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.

She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and

riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her

finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she

said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men

came from afar.'"

Bojon



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