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A Pleasant Memory

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Topic: A Pleasant Memory
Posted By: CB900F
Subject: A Pleasant Memory
Date Posted: 07 June 2015 at 02:37
Fella's;

I overheard this at a pot-luck dinner last night.

Guy #1 to guy #2: I bumped into my ex-wife yesterday. I
remembered that it's been almost 21 years since she said
it's either those damn guns, or me!

Guy #2: I'll drink to that!

900F

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Birth certificate!? He don't need no steenkink birth certificate!!



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Posted By: RobertMT
Date Posted: 07 June 2015 at 07:33
My ex hates it when I tell this one at family functions.

I test drove a new Corvette convertible, pulled out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, I pushed it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair I had left.
"Amazing," I thought as I flew down I-93, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in my rear view mirror, I saw a Montana State Trooper, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring. I floored it to 100 mph, then 110,
then 120. Suddenly I realized, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"
& pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind me, the trooper got out of his vehicle & walked
up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift
ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason
for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

I paused then said: "Twenty years ago, my wife ran off
with a Montana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.



She hates it even more when I brag, "You can't scare me, I was married to the Devil's OLDER MEANER SISTER"

That OLDER part really gets to her.



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