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Topic: the pope in alaska
Posted By: TasunkaWitko
Subject: the pope in alaska
Date Posted: 06 November 2006 at 13:07
>>>The Pope took a couple of days off to do some sight-seeing in
>>>Alaska.
>>>He was cruising around a campground in the Popemobile when there
>>>was a
>>>frantic commotion at the edge of the woods.  A helpless Democrat,  
>>>wearing
>>>sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with
>>>Bush"  T-shirt,
>>>was screaming while frantically thrashing around trying to free  
>>>himself from
>>>the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly bear.  As the Pope watched  
>>>horrified, a group
>>>of Republican loggers came racing up.  One quickly fired a 44  
>>>magnum into
>>>the bear's chest...  The other two reached up and pulled the
>>>bleeding,
>>>semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.  Then using long
>>>clubs,
>>>the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it  
>>>onto the
>>>bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured  
>>>Democrat in
>>>the back seat.
>>>
>>>As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I
>>>  give
>>>you my blessing for your brave actions!" He told them.  "I heard  
>>>there was a
>>>
>>>bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
>>>Environmental
>>>Activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that love overcomes  
>>>hate."
>>>
>>>As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who
>>>was
>>>That guy?"
>>>
>>>"It was the Pope," another replied.  "He's in direct contact with  
>>>Heaven
>>>and has access to all wisdom."
>>>
>>>"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he
>>>sure
>>>don't know nothin' about bear hunting!  Is the bait holding up, or
>>>  do we
>>>need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"


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TasunkaWitko - Chinook, Montana

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