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Topic: two parrots
Posted By: TasunkaWitko
Subject: two parrots
Date Posted: 06 November 2006 at 13:03
>>   A woman goes to her rabbi with a serious problem. Her two female
>>parrots have picked up a bad habit. Any time she has visitors, the two
>>parrots embarrass her by saying, in unison, "Hi! We're hookers. Want to
>>have some fun?"
>>   To her surprise, the rabbi breaks into a smile, explaining that he has
>>two male parrots which he has trained to pray and who've become very
>>observant, spending much of the day davening in their cage. He's confident
>>that if the woman brings her two parrots over to his house, his two
>>parrots will exert such a positive influence that her birds will turn into
>>model parrots.
>>   The next day the woman drives over to the rabbi's house and brings her
>>two parrots into his home. As she looks around, she notices a large cage
>>with two parrots, each wearing a little kippah and tiny tallis and each
>>holding a miniature prayer book while they rock back and forth in prayer.
>>   Sure enough, as soon as she places her parrots in the cage, they shout
>>out to their male counterparts: 
 "Hi! We're hookers. Want to have some fun?"  
 One of the rabbi's parrots immediately turns to the other, squawking:
>>   "Moishe, put the F***ing book down. Our prayers have been answered!"

TasunkaWitko - Chinook, Montana

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