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The Dentist and the Scotsman

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Topic: The Dentist and the Scotsman
Posted By: Rockydog
Subject: The Dentist and the Scotsman
Date Posted: 31 October 2006 at 15:15

      A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction.

      "$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.

      "$85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheapa?"

      "That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

      "Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"

      "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off."

      "Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without
      an anesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to $40."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, 'ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"

"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you $5. But it will be traumatic."

"Och, aye, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
Thomas Jefferson

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