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Cough Syrup

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Topic: Cough Syrup
Posted By: Kingpin
Subject: Cough Syrup
Date Posted: 28 October 2006 at 15:34
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was
not much of a salesman. He could never find the
item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had
had about enough and warned John that the next
sale he missed would be his last.

Just then a man came in coughing and he ask
John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might
John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering
Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax

and told him to take it all at once. The customer

did as John said and then walked outside and

leaned against a lamp post.

Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to
ask John what had transpired.

"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't
find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told
him to take it all at once," John explained.

"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough" Bob shouted angrily.

"Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man
leaning on the lamp post. "Look at him. He's
afraid to cough!"

There are times when a normal man must, spit in his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

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