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Rules, Down on the Farm

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Topic: Rules, Down on the Farm
Posted By: Rockydog
Subject: Rules, Down on the Farm
Date Posted: 23 October 2006 at 13:34
The Rules of Farm Life
> A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family
> lives on a farm,
> His mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet,"
> said the little boy.
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
> chores.
> Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
> chickens, and he
> Kicks a  chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he
> kicks a cow. He goes to feed
> The pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
> breakfast and his mother
> Gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
> "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
> have any milk in
> My  cereal?" he asks.
> "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
> you don't get any
> Eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't
> get any bacon for a
> Week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a
> week you aren't getting
> Any milk."
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
> kicks the cat halfway
> Across the kitchen.
> The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
> and says,
> "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
Thomas Jefferson

Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: 24 October 2006 at 02:55

Good one Rocky.


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