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Lewinsky and Kaczynski Limericks

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    Posted: 16 October 2006 at 13:49

THE LEWINSKY AND KACZYNSKI LIMERICK

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called
the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use the two
words, Lewinsky (the Intern)and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same
limerick.

Remember, the following winning entries were printed in the newspaper:

Third place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
Twas "Hail to the Chief"
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms.Lewinsky,
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
 Since you made such a
mess, Use the hem of your dress, And please wipe that stuff off your
chinsky.


And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When deciding how best to be blown.

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
Thomas Jefferson
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