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    Posted: 07 September 2017 at 12:25
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Funny is funny.
 
"Truck Driver "
 

I was waiting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would do to keep busy during retirement.
I was minding my own business & patiently waiting for the light to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.
An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Islamic extremists shouting Anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, & a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next to me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allahu Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely, killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "that could have been me!"

So today, bright & early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Remember: Four boxes keep us free ,the soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, AND the cartridge box
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That's a good one D.

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I have always considered myself to be quite the bullshitter, But ocasionally it is nice to sit back and listen to a true professional......So, Carry on.
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