Bein' as well-hung as a mouse, I'll chaulk that remark up to simple
penis envy, knowing that the remarker is the brightest bulb in the
string, an' my ol lady probly knows of my legendary case of being
a chickenshit pussy, attributes that aint for winning sexual favors
with the ladies, an' is contemplatin' leavin' the simple-minded stump
purveyor that I am an ' upgrading to a more muleskinny version of
husbandhood like say ol KingPin.
I`ve been admirin him for quite some spell.I wish I had me some muscles
and I looked a little better.Ya`ll ever seen a pic of me.Im a fat
fucking pussy. I got me a beer gut or maybe thats just my protein pouch
from all them there semen salads and gonad cobblers I been a eatin.
I caint help it I`m such a fuckin faggot.Just look at me.I got me a fu
manchu beard and a mule.We was thinking bout goin south of Juarez and
puttin us on one of them there donkey shows.Since my ole lady said she
aint been boinked right since she married my cocksucking ass,I reckon I
better run along and see what the going rate for a professional donkey
fucker is in Mexico.Well till I see ya`ll again from the bus station
bathroom blowing another queer or downsouth puffin me a big mule
dick...adios muchachos e yo gusta la grande vergas..
MarkyZ.....AKA MuleSkinner
Edited by Timberghozt