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jsgbearpaws1
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Posted: 13 April 2020 at 07:46 |
So, I'm shootin the breeze with some fellas at work last night and it seems there is some disparity as to rules and regs on boogers. That's right, those crusty chronic hardened snot balls. For some it's darn near an Olympic event but for others something to be done in the privacy of a bathroom. I fall in the middle, being a country boy and construction guy most of my life, the one nostril blast has been a goto when I don't have a tissue wadded up in the pocket. Appears that goey snot is not considered a true booger and therefore should not count. Same goes for the dreaded dried snooger under the nose. But a good chunk of gold is like a lotto win. Also there seems to be some discussion on grading and categorizing them. Color, texture,a hair,(bonus if it's not your own), so on and so forth as well as technique issues that bring about bonus scoring, finger tip, fingernail, one knuckler or even though I swear it's not possible, a two knuckler. So I pose this question, should there be a written set of guidelines defining the fair taking of the crusty critters and also the scoring? Also should there be a section in B&C and P&Y for non-typicals?
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MapleHill
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bored yet...
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jsgbearpaws1
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Yes....yes I am.
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...oh yeah! thats gonna hurt!
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Wing master
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I've read this a couple of times and I still don't have a comment. LOL
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Edited by Wing master - 13 April 2020 at 19:11 |
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I have always considered myself to be quite the bullshitter, But ocasionally it is nice to sit back and listen to a true professional......So, Carry on.
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MapleHill
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"Deep thoughts" by JSG...
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jsgbearpaws1
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"Could it be!?!" Just Some Guru?
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jsgbearpaws1
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Best if done with the Oak Island voice in your head.
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jsgbearpaws1
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So this brings into question some terminology as well I think. When a crotchety old B@#$%^ says he shot the booger dead.....did he use the cartridge to dig out some gold before loading his weapon? Another told me his bolt was stiff and he took it to the smitty who apparently had to teach him that lube is slicker then snot? More beer and pondering is in order I think.
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