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    Posted: 21 June 2016 at 19:50

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Go Ice Fishing
 
 
 


How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? 
With an ice fishing contest, of course!

 
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were
deadlocked.
 Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election.  Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
 
The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal
place.  No observers were allowed on the fishing rounds, but both
candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at
5pm.

 
AfterDay 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with
nothing.

 
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back
with nothing!

 
Thatnight, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a
“low-life, cheatin’ asshole.”

 
Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and
figure out how he was cheating.

 
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his
total!

 
That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full report on
how Donald was cheating.  Hillary stood up to give her report and said,
“You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”

 
And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the
left side of the aisle!

 
 
 

 

 


...oh yeah! thats gonna hurt!
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